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Mango and peanut butter sandwich: it’s good, do it

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The amount of confusion caused by “vet” being shorthand for both veteran and veterinarian is a real issue I hope to tackle as your president.

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Illegalize popcorn jelly beans

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I have this dumb routine where every Monday and Wednesday I go out to the same place to eat breakfast and sometimes I love when the waitress tries to talk to me and other times I just want to eat my pancakes and not run out of water in my glass… Giving off mixed signals.

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I lost a follower after I posted that booger orangutan and to that I say good riddance

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basedpidgeot:

girl: what are we?

me: *uses escape rope* 

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kaptajnshaggy replied to your post “I don’t even draw and I’m buying a tablet”

You could give it to me for my birthday ;-) hahaha
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